For some lighthearted fun – a brief rundown of some parrot personalities
No not there! That toy is going to eat me!
See that? That big white bird? It wants to eat me!
Wait, a different cage?! No! The cage will eat me!
Beeep Beeep Beeep Beeep… *laser beam noise* Beeep Beeep Beeep Beeep! What took you so long!? What if something was trying to eat me??
A new perch? Are you crazy, I just know that’s really going to try to eat me!
Ok I’ll go into a different room with you… but make sure you keep all the doors open! I don’t want any of them trying to eat me!
Hey, this play stand is nice! I really like it… oh what’s that… a corner. I bet something around there is going to eat me!
Me! It’s all about me, isn’t it? I know this is all about me! The second you opened the door, you just wanted to see me! I know, I know, I’m perfect… after all, we’re talking about ME over here, right?! No… no! Leave that nervous gray wreck alone… that’s not me!!
Can I have some of that? I really want some, honest! No really, I mean it, I want some of that food you have. Hey *weird vocalization of a car alarm* I’m talking to you over there… yeah you… with the food! God… I’m sooooo hungry… so so so very hungry! Just a small bite, alright?
Can I eat this? No? What about that? Can I eat that?
I know I can chew this, right? Why put a chew toy along the bottom of your wall if you don’t want me to chew it?!
Hey you! *sound of a 120 decibel jet engine warming up* Do I have your attention now?
Nice shirt… can I chew it? What about those round things on it, can I eat one?
What about him, over there… that small, gray, neurotic bird, can I eat him?
That’s it pal! Hope you weren’t attached to that finger ’cause I’m going to eat it!!
Awh f*** this, I’m outta here!